Instagram Short Captions

If you have a squad that’s as crazy as mine then your life is beautiful and all-around unexpected, crazy, and awesome. Regardless of your gender, an all-male squad, or an all-female squad, we have the best Instagram Short Captions.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
It’s too “a.m.” for me.
Reality called, so I hung up.
How do I feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.
I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
Friday, my second favorite F word.
I had fun once, it was horrible.
After Tuesdays, even the calendar goes WTF.
Nothing is lost until your mother can’t find it.
If you fall, I will be there. Signed: Floor.
    I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.
    I would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!
    Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
    I am not lazy, I am just on save energy mode.
    Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
    I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.
    Brains are awesome. I wish everybody would have one!
    I eat cake because it is somebody’s birthday somewhere!
Don’t be like the rest of them, darling.
    Success always follows hard work.
    Your Attitude determines your direction.
    If you obey all the rules. You miss all the fun.
    Life is too short to be serious, so laugh.
    Don’t sit like a rock, work like a clock.
    Life doesn’t get easier, You just get Stronger.
    Today’s struggle is tomorrow’s strength.
One soul, two bodies.
I’m on a date, she isn’t very social.
Life isn’t perfect. But my Hair is!
I am trying not to think about you but it’s not working.
I just want to hug you so much right now.
By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.
Anything is possible with sunshine and a little pink.
I just wanna spend the rest of my life laughing.
There’s a million fish in the sea. But I’m a mermaid.
Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.
A girl should be like a butterfly. Pretty to see, hard to catch.
A smile is the most beautiful curve on a woman’s body.
Let’s flip a coin. Heads, you are mine. Tails, I am yours.
Confidence Level: Selfie with no Filter.
    Be yourself, there’s no one better.
    I just got 30 likes, #selfiepro 
    Life is better when you’re laughing.
    If I send you ugly selfies, our friendship is real.
    A selfie a day keeps the doctor away!
    Crazy hair, don’t care.
    I did NOT wake up like this.
    Being part of this group is so much fun, I love it.
    You cannot do EPIC shit with basic people.
    Dream without fear, love without limits.
    Live for the moments you can’t put into words.
    Surround yourself with those who make you happy.
    Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.
    You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
    This is the most magical pic of your life.
     “Insert funny caption”
    Warning – You might fall in love with me. 
I am Fiji water. You are toilet water!
    You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.
    I’m a scuba diver in a sea of idiots.
    Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
    Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
    Bro, you have an entire life to be stupid. Take a day off.
    My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
    If it requires smiling, I probably won’t come.
    Bitch, I wanna slap you, but I don’t know in which face.
    I love the sound you make when you shut up.
    Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.
    The uglier the snapchat the closer the friendship.
    Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick.
    The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Better get ready. 
Sunsets prove that the end can be beautiful.
    Not so perfect, but so beautiful.
    This is an unwanted work of art.
    You cannot see love with eyes.
    Gracefulness makes you more gorgeous.
    All beautiful things are around you.
    Do you think you live in the movie or in reality?
    You do not have to be so beautiful.
    However, I see you in the entire room of art.
    You Can not Use Photoshop Personality
    It’s time to shine for me.
    Grace makes you more beautiful.
    No makeup, no filters, no outfits.
    Poor but aesthetically pleasing.
    Paving my way of imagination.
    She is the untouched piece of art.
    Nighttime is for me.
Live a good story.
    Escape the ordinary.
    The best is yet to come.
    These are days we live for.
    Life happens, coffee helps.
    Short sassy cute & classy.
    The future is bright.
    50% savage, 50% sweetheart
    Focus on the good.
    Worry less, smile more.
    Be a nice human.
    Hot Chocolate weather.
    I’m walkin’ on sunshine.
    Salty but sweet.
    Living my life in my style.
    A good family is priceless.
    The champions selfie!
    Always better together.
    Best Friends Forever !!!
    My dog is my best friend.
Cinderella never asked for a prince.
    Behind every successful woman is herself.
    Real queens fix each other’s crowns.
    Quit trying to fix me, I am not broken.
    I am the princess of my own Fairy Tale.
    When in doubt, wear red lipstick.
    Keep your heels, head & standards high.
    I have enough jewelry – Said no one ever!
    A girl should be like a butterfly. Pretty to see, hard to catch.
    Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast!
    Shopping is cheaper than therapy.
    All I need is Coffee and Mascara. 
Real men don’t take selfies.
    I may not be perfect but I’m always me.
    Boys never realise how much one little thing can hurt a girl.
    I’m on a date, she isn’t very social.
    When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
    Love me or hate me, either way, I’m gonna shine.
    I know I am Awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion..!!
    My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner. 
    Never do the same mistake twice. Unless she’s hot.
Loves never fades away, if it does, it’s not love. 
Being in love is the most beautiful thing ever. 
Trust me, you are the best thing ever happen to me. 
You stole my heart so I’m gonna steal your surname. 
Whenever you face your ego and love fighting let your love win. 
Love doesn’t come with terms and conditions.  
When trust stumbles, love falls off the cliff. 
Distances either make relationships or break relationships. 
Love is that holy medicine that can cure all your wounds. 
Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart and you’ll steal mine.
Love never dies, it gets trapped between egos and heartbreaks.
Friday, my second favorite F word.
    I wish my wallet came with free refills.
    I just want to hug you so much right now.
    It’s okay even the sky cries sometimes.
    I am trying not to think about you but it’s not working.
    You are the risk I’ll always take.
    By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.
    Thank you for reminding me what butterflies feel like.
    I like the way you’re everything I’ve ever wanted.
    I will love you unconditionally.
    You mean more to me than you’ll ever know.
    With you, every moment is sweet and memorable.
    One soul, two bodies.
    I don’t Chat to Flirt.
    If you smile, every time his name pops up on your screen. You’re in love.
Friendship isn’t a big thing. It’s millions of small things.
    I was an innocent being…then my best friend came along.
    Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone!
    A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them.
    Best Friends make the good times better and bad times easier.
    Finding friends with the same mental disorder: priceless!
    True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.
    Never let your friends feel lonely… disturb them all the time.

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